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12/15/22: HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! The Myrrhmen are proud to announce that we are launching our official collection of MFTs. Browse the MFT page for more information on this unique and exciting once in a lifetime opportunity. Each Myrrh Fungible Token can be purchased an UNLIMITED number of times so the fun never stops!

6/25/22: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNu9OxXprq0

6/7/22: BREAKING NEWS ALERT -- Big Steer was the official first customer to ever dine at the brand new Raising Canes on June 7th!! Henceforth, June 7th shall be known as Steer Day.

1/26/22: We are issuing an open invitation to Aziz Ansari to join the Myrrhmen.

1/13/22: Something smells in the jungles of the Pacific. Is it smoke? Is it fire? No. That's the aroma of MOLTEN MYRRH baby. While the internet trolls over at Reddit are busy finding every little flaw with the perpetual-crash-fest-turd-of-a-game right now, we have been a little too busy stacking DUBS. On January 11th of this year, the Myrrhmen logged their 4th victory of CY22. Are you frozen at the buy station? Maybe your gun didn't render and you have no way to aim? Perhaps half of your team got kicked to a black screen in the middle of a heater? Don't care. Adapt or die at the hands of the Myrrhmen.

10/22/21: It's been a while. We have created a Myrrh CIRCLE OF HONOR and we even resisted the temptation to call it the Myrrhcle of Honor. But that might still happen.

6/28/21: HOT HOT HEAT! We have completely redesigned our website. It's like a newspaper now. You'll figure it out. Find new Michael Caine content in the Culture section. Get the threads you deserve over at the Myrrch table.